Britney Spears Plays Ninja

At least thats what it looks like as far as I can tell. Whatever she's doing, it sure is creepy. But hey she's a celebrity so is must be cool :)

Because Celebrities Are Better The You Or I

Ok, lately theres been a lot of talk about celebrities getting arrested and doing stupid shit. Im here to set the record strait and stand up for whats right. First off these celebrities have tough lives. Its not easy being rich or famous. While you or I may bitch and complain about being slaves to the system and working 60 hours a week just to live, these people need to worry about much worse things. Sure you may not even have time for your friends or family, but these celebrities have people with cameras following them all around trying to take their pictures. It must be fucking horrible. Think about it, you have no privacy at all once you leave your home or hotel room. And to make matters worse, most of these evil, horrible, nasty people who take the pictures try to sell them to make big bucks. Thats just wrong. Because after all, the celebrities are the only ones who should be able to make a lot of money for doing practically nothing.



Ok ok im going to be fair in this blog and look at it from the other point of view. Lets take the recent Lindsey Lohan DUI incidents. Some of you out there say that she may have killed someone driving like that. But I say so what? Its Lindsey Lohan you're talking about, and she's a rich and famous celebrity. Even if she killed a bus full of nuns with her drunk driving, then who cares? After all, she was having fun and being cool. The lives of those nuns would have been insignificant. No one knows who those nuns are, so therefore no one should give a care. As long as Lindsey walked away ok, then it would be cool. What horrible people those police were for arresting her like that. How dare they lock up a person as rich and famous as her for something like a DUI. Now if Lindsey Lohan would have crashed into a car containing Paris Hilton or Christina Aguilera that would be a different story. However she didn't so why even think of such a silly scenario?

Still not convinced? Ok then lets look at Michael Jackson. Yes I admit he has done some strange things over the years, but like with Lindsey Lohan, so what? Yeah he's a fully grown man who admits to sleeping with children, but thats not the point. Michael Jackson makes everyone happy through his music and videos. So to say he's a bad person because he sleeps around with all sorts of children is just wrong. Not only is it wrong, but its racist too.


In the end I just have to say that people need to leave these celebrities alone and allow them to do whatever they want whenever they want. Their rich, and their famous and their better then you or I will ever be. After all, if us common folk were as good as them, we would be famous too. So the next time Miss Lohan decides to drive drunk, or OJ decides to kill someone, just remember their better then you so shut the fuck up. They have very hard lives trying to entertain and make simpletons like you and I happy. You better bow down and worship these wonderful people and shower them with praise no matter what they do.

Super Slut Madonna As She-Hulk

Rumor around Hollywood was that Madonna was set to appear in a live-action She-Hulk film. It turns out the rumor was only part true. While she will take on the role of She Hulk, it will be as part of the upcoming Hulk sequel, and not a standalone film. She could not be reached for comment.

Victoria & David Beckham Doing What In Public?

Im not too sure what to make of this pic I just found on Yahoo, so i'll leave it to the reader to decide. Damn, old Posh Spice seems to look creepier everytime I see her. Look at those arms. Something about em just don't seem right.

Classic 80s Megatron Sues Over Movie Portrayal

Megatron then

Megatron now

Today Decepticon leader Megatron announced that he has hired a lawyer and intends to pursue legal action against Transformers film director Michael Bay, Steven Spielberg, and several unnamed others for his portrayal in the film. In a recent letter to the press, Megatron said...

"Just look at what they did to me in that film. Im supposed to be a bad-ass gun, but those retardicons turned me into some stupid futuristic space plane. I don't even resemble the evil mofo I was in the cartoon. I look like something out of the friggen Guyver. Seriously now, look at the face they gave me. It looks like that Autobot Arcee's robotic pussy. How is anybody going to take me serious now? This is even worse then when the toy companies made my trigger look like a dick on the first toy of me. I'll never find work again because of this. I mean the least they could have done was make me a tank like in the G2 series.

Im not the only one pissed over this. Poor Frenzy refuses to even come out of Soundwave anymore. Mr Bay seems to think it was cool making him look like a robotic chicken that shoots CDs. Its really a shame.

Its painfully clear to me that legal action must be taken now before work begins on the sequel. Rumor has it that Soundwave is set to make an appearance, so if nothings done now, their likely to turn him into Huffy bike or some shit. The line has to be drawn here."


We will report more on this story as info becomes available.

Angelina As Skeletor?

Recently there has been a lot of talk about actress Angelina Jolie's skeleton-like figure. Rumors have been flying around Hollywood and fans have expressed their concerns about her health. Today the 32 year old actress released this statement.

"My dear friends and family, many of you have been worried about my recent weight loss. I however would like to tell you that I currently look the way I do because I have been trying for the role of Skeletor in the planned live-action He-Man film in 2009. While I am fully aware the role im going for is a male character, I have gotten inside knowledge from a good source that they were going to change the part to a female. Why Skeletor many of you may be wondering? Well as some of my fans may know, I have been a big fan of He-Man, and She-Ra since I was a little girl. Skeletor was always my favorite of the bunch. His blue skin and bony face are just so cool. I hope this letter puts to rest any of the rumors that have been said about my weight loss. Once I find out if I have the role or not, I will release another statement as to when i'll buff back up to my Tomb Raider days. Thank you very much. I love you all

Angelina "

While im not too sure she's the right one for the role. I do admire her determination.


What are your thoughts?