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Teri Hatcher WTF

2007-11-23T06:41:00.000-06:00

I've had this pic of Teri Hatcher sitting around for awhile now. I was thinking of doing a quick photoshop job to it before work, but I decided not to. Honestly, is there anything I could possibly do to make this image look any worse?

Zac Efron Gets Blasted At A Gay Bar

2007-10-29T23:44:00.001-05:00

Last week High School Musical star Zac Efron was spotted at an LA gay bar. Up until this point it was unclear if the young star was straight or gay. After his recent hose down, I think its pretty safe to say he is a flaming homo.

OJ Strikes Again

2007-10-12T11:05:00.001-05:00

OJ Simpson Strikes again, or perhap maybe he's staring in Weekend at Bernies 3?

Britney Bombs At The VMAs

2007-09-10T09:45:00.000-05:00

This act was simply hilarious. She looked half asleep (or drugged out for that matter), all her moves looked of, and she was moving kinda sluggish. To top it all off, she pulled off one of the worst lip-syncing jobs I have ever seen. At this rate, I give Britney 2 years before she takes up her new job at a McDonalds drive-thru. Big comeback my ass.

Amy Winehouse Is Still Damn Scarey

2007-09-04T12:29:00.001-05:00

Now there's a lot of things I could have done to this pic with Photoshop, but like a few other pics on here, I asked myself what the point would be. After all, just look at these pics. Either you'll get a good laugh, or be scared shitless.

Keira Knightley's Weight Loss Out Of Control?

2007-08-30T10:59:00.000-05:00

It seems actress Keira Knightley is one of the many Hollywood stars to adopt the skeleton look. She joins fellow celebrity skeletons such as Angelina Jolie, Jenna Jameson, and Amy Winehouse.

Kim Kardashian Going Natural Too?

2007-08-29T09:44:00.001-05:00

A few weeks back we got a disturbing site of Liv Tyler with unshaven legs. It seems Kim Kardashian is following the trend as we can see here with her unshaven armpits. Pretty nasty is you ask me. Also, is it me, or does she seem to be gaining weight?

Jessica Alba Shrinks Maria Sharapova

2007-08-25T05:23:00.001-05:00

At a recent awards show a very sexy looking Jessica Alba teaches Maria Sharapova not to screw with her. The fans laughed on, but after awhile it grew old and Maria Sharapova was turned back to normal.

Jessica Alba To Endorse Valtrex

2007-08-24T09:50:00.001-05:00

Actress Jessica Alba has announced recently that she will be endorsing the herpes medication Valtrex. At this point this is all the information that has been released. Its expected more info on this partnership will come out sometime within the next few days.

Back That Ass Up Paris

2007-08-24T04:26:00.001-05:00

In a surprising move, hotel heiress Paris Hilton has apparently got herself some ass implants. Im not really sure why shes done such a thing, but im sure she must be happy with them.

Ugly Betty Really Is Ugly Even When She Isn't Ugly Betty

2007-08-20T02:35:00.001-05:00

Now I had originally though Ugly Betty star America Ferrera was a pretty girl under all that ugly make-up and clothes she wears on TV. However, this recent pic of her shows she's actually uglier then Ugly Betty. A tip to ugly girls... Make-up works! Even if you're still ugly after wearing make up, chances are you wont be as ugly. Got it? Good.

Mary Kate Olsen To Make Out With Some Old Guy In Film

2007-08-19T01:55:00.001-05:00

A few weeks ago we reported on the Olsen Twins actually being shapeshifting grey aliens. Even more bizarre is that 21 year old (in Earthling years) Mary Kate will be doing a make-out seen with 63 year old actor Ben Kingsley. Even more shocking is the revelation that it is not only a kiss, but a sex scene with full frontal nudity. This is damn disgusting. I'll never look at little Michelle Tanner the same way again.

Eva Longoria Buys A Bunch Of Stuff At The Market

2007-08-17T23:23:00.001-05:00

Damn pics like these are exciting aren't they? Anyway, here we see Eva buying an assload of chile, some Fruit Loops, and tampons. Also some other stuff mixed in that I can't see. Hmm, makes me wonder why all the chili though. Maybe she hasn't been getting enough fiber.

Hilary Duff Gaining Weight?

2007-08-17T20:52:00.000-05:00

This is a recent picture of Miss Hilary Duff at an animal rescue benefit. It seems Hilary might wan't to talk to Jenna Jameson for a few weight loss tips.

Jenna Jameson Loses More Weight

2007-08-16T21:26:00.001-05:00

It seems adult film actress Jenna Jameson just doesn't know when to stop when it comes to weight loss. It is rumored that the 33 year old actress is down to 78 pounds, and still claims she's too fat. Seriously, I would hate to see what she looks like if she loses anymore. As is she's way too skinny.

Justin Timberlake Gets A Dirty Beaten In An LA Club

2007-08-15T23:48:00.001-05:00

This past weekend musician Justin Timberlake got his ass beat in an LA Club by another man by the name of Jamaal Thomas. Witnesses claim the 26 year old Timberlake walked into the club when he was approached by Mr Thomas. Mr Thomas then said "Yo, you be dat Backstreet Boy aint you whiteboy?" Mr Timberlake then explained to Thomas that it was N'SYNC, and not Backstreet Boys. At this point Thomas screamed "All yo asses are gay." After this Thomas proceeded to beat the living daylights out of Justin Timberlake as a crowd full of club goers cheered on. Police were called but officers at the scene laughed along with the rest of crowd. Timberlake then left the club bloody and in tears.

Liv Tyler Goes Natural

2007-08-14T21:40:00.000-05:00

Earlier this week, actress Liv Tyler was spotted walking around in New York. Its seems the young actress has decided to go natural and not shave her legs. While I do admire her courage, that leg hair is damn nasty.

A Drunken Megan Fox Stumbles About The Streets Of New York

2007-08-13T11:17:00.000-05:00

Im not so sure its a good idea for her to wander around NY drunk after dark. Thankfully she wasn't hurt. Looks cute though eh?

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Jessica Alba Mauled By Rabid Dog

2007-08-12T15:55:00.001-05:00

Minutes before the attack

Ouch!

Actress Jessica Alba was mauled by a dog while doing some shopping early today. While her injuries were not series, the actress claimed "It hurt like a son of a bitch and there was blood everywhere." Thankfully the dog that attacked her did not have rabies.

Amy Winehouse Likes Her Drinks With That Extra Kick

2007-08-12T01:57:00.001-05:00

Hmm, pretty nasty having a frog in your drink if you ask me. To each their own I guess.

Jessica Alba Sighted With He-Man In Rome

2007-08-12T00:28:00.000-05:00

Friend? Lover? Its anyones guess. One things for sure, no one is gonna mess with Miss Alba while Eternia's finest is around.

Nicole Ritchie Looking Sexy For Her Interview

2007-08-11T23:40:00.000-05:00

She's a hottie alright. Hmm, I wonder who the baby is gonna take after.

Kate Beckinsale Also Has Dog Trouble

2007-08-10T01:08:00.000-05:00

Hmm, looks to me like the dog that humped Kim Kardashian's leg is back. Looks a bit smaller to me though. One of his pups perhaps? Well, at least he has good taste in legs.

Jessica Biel Gets Hit In Head With Basketball While Watching Game

2007-08-09T14:46:00.000-05:00

This past weekend, the 25 year old actress got hit in the head by a stray basketball while watching a game. Thankfully she was not badly injured and suffered only a small lump that doctors expect to heal within the next few days.

Britney Spears Does Some Toy Shopping

2007-08-09T00:19:00.001-05:00

Hmm, what an interesting choice of toys. Anyway, whats up with those brown stains on her backside?