Keira Knightley's Weight Loss Out Of Control?

It seems actress Keira Knightley is one of the many Hollywood stars to adopt the skeleton look. She joins fellow celebrity skeletons such as Angelina Jolie, Jenna Jameson, and Amy Winehouse.

Kim Kardashian Going Natural Too?

A few weeks back we got a disturbing site of Liv Tyler with unshaven legs. It seems Kim Kardashian is following the trend as we can see here with her unshaven armpits. Pretty nasty is you ask me. Also, is it me, or does she seem to be gaining weight?

Jessica Alba Shrinks Maria Sharapova

At a recent awards show a very sexy looking Jessica Alba teaches Maria Sharapova not to screw with her. The fans laughed on, but after awhile it grew old and Maria Sharapova was turned back to normal.

Jessica Alba To Endorse Valtrex

Actress Jessica Alba has announced recently that she will be endorsing the herpes medication Valtrex. At this point this is all the information that has been released. Its expected more info on this partnership will come out sometime within the next few days.

Back That Ass Up Paris

In a surprising move, hotel heiress Paris Hilton has apparently got herself some ass implants. Im not really sure why shes done such a thing, but im sure she must be happy with them.

Ugly Betty Really Is Ugly Even When She Isn't Ugly Betty

Now I had originally though Ugly Betty star America Ferrera was a pretty girl under all that ugly make-up and clothes she wears on TV. However, this recent pic of her shows she's actually uglier then Ugly Betty. A tip to ugly girls... Make-up works! Even if you're still ugly after wearing make up, chances are you wont be as ugly. Got it? Good.

Mary Kate Olsen To Make Out With Some Old Guy In Film

A few weeks ago we reported on the Olsen Twins actually being shapeshifting grey aliens. Even more bizarre is that 21 year old (in Earthling years) Mary Kate will be doing a make-out seen with 63 year old actor Ben Kingsley. Even more shocking is the revelation that it is not only a kiss, but a sex scene with full frontal nudity. This is damn disgusting. I'll never look at little Michelle Tanner the same way again.

Eva Longoria Buys A Bunch Of Stuff At The Market

Damn pics like these are exciting aren't they? Anyway, here we see Eva buying an assload of chile, some Fruit Loops, and tampons. Also some other stuff mixed in that I can't see. Hmm, makes me wonder why all the chili though. Maybe she hasn't been getting enough fiber.

Hilary Duff Gaining Weight?

This is a recent picture of Miss Hilary Duff at an animal rescue benefit. It seems Hilary might wan't to talk to Jenna Jameson for a few weight loss tips.

Jenna Jameson Loses More Weight

It seems adult film actress Jenna Jameson just doesn't know when to stop when it comes to weight loss. It is rumored that the 33 year old actress is down to 78 pounds, and still claims she's too fat. Seriously, I would hate to see what she looks like if she loses anymore. As is she's way too skinny.

Justin Timberlake Gets A Dirty Beaten In An LA Club

This past weekend musician Justin Timberlake got his ass beat in an LA Club by another man by the name of Jamaal Thomas. Witnesses claim the 26 year old Timberlake walked into the club when he was approached by Mr Thomas. Mr Thomas then said "Yo, you be dat Backstreet Boy aint you whiteboy?" Mr Timberlake then explained to Thomas that it was N'SYNC, and not Backstreet Boys. At this point Thomas screamed "All yo asses are gay." After this Thomas proceeded to beat the living daylights out of Justin Timberlake as a crowd full of club goers cheered on. Police were called but officers at the scene laughed along with the rest of crowd. Timberlake then left the club bloody and in tears.

Liv Tyler Goes Natural

Earlier this week, actress Liv Tyler was spotted walking around in New York. Its seems the young actress has decided to go natural and not shave her legs. While I do admire her courage, that leg hair is damn nasty.

A Drunken Megan Fox Stumbles About The Streets Of New York

Im not so sure its a good idea for her to wander around NY drunk after dark. Thankfully she wasn't hurt. Looks cute though eh?

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Jessica Alba Mauled By Rabid Dog

Minutes before the attack

Ouch!

Actress Jessica Alba was mauled by a dog while doing some shopping early today. While her injuries were not series, the actress claimed "It hurt like a son of a bitch and there was blood everywhere." Thankfully the dog that attacked her did not have rabies.

Amy Winehouse Likes Her Drinks With That Extra Kick

Hmm, pretty nasty having a frog in your drink if you ask me. To each their own I guess.

Jessica Alba Sighted With He-Man In Rome

Friend? Lover? Its anyones guess. One things for sure, no one is gonna mess with Miss Alba while Eternia's finest is around.

Nicole Ritchie Looking Sexy For Her Interview

She's a hottie alright. Hmm, I wonder who the baby is gonna take after.

Kate Beckinsale Also Has Dog Trouble

Hmm, looks to me like the dog that humped Kim Kardashian's leg is back. Looks a bit smaller to me though. One of his pups perhaps? Well, at least he has good taste in legs.

Jessica Biel Gets Hit In Head With Basketball While Watching Game

This past weekend, the 25 year old actress got hit in the head by a stray basketball while watching a game. Thankfully she was not badly injured and suffered only a small lump that doctors expect to heal within the next few days.

Britney Spears Does Some Toy Shopping

Hmm, what an interesting choice of toys. Anyway, whats up with those brown stains on her backside?

Britney Spears Gets Naked With A Stranger In Pool

Yup, shes losing it alright. What a skank. Hmm, looks like someone peed in the pool too. I guess we should be glad someone didn't make a big brown submarine in there too.

Teri Hatcher To Play The Joker In Upcoming Batman Film

Its official, Teri Hatcher is set to play The Joker in an upcoming Batman film. Hmm, im thinking she should have gone for the Skeletor role that Angelina Jolie seems to want.

Amy Winehouse Has Rats In Her hair

I've heard the rumor of rats living in singer Amy Winehouse's hair for sometime now. I dismissed them as an internet rumor at first, but it appears now to be true. Who knows what else may lurk in there?

Shark Bites Tara Reid In Ass

This past weekend a shark attacked actress Tara Reid biting her in the ass. Thankfully the injuries were not too serious and only required stitches. Im willing to bet she won't be going back to the beach anytime soon.

Amy Winehouse Is Damn Scarey

Again, no photoshopping needed for these pics. Im not sure if its the freaky hair, the tattoos, her skeleton like figure, or her manly looks. This girl is just scarey :P

Jamie Pressly Fun

Now i've seen pics of Jamie Pressly before and she's not a bad looking girl. Not great looking, but not bad either. I stumbled on this pic last night and was kinda shocked. If you have to ask why, then please punch yourself in the head a few times. I was gonna photoshop this one for some extra fun, but then decided against it since nothing I could possibly do would make this pic funnier, or more disgusting. Excuse me while I go throw up now.

Jessica Alba Takes A Leak On Walmart Floor

Jessica Alba was recently caught peeing on a floor in Walmart near the cleaning supplies. When stopped by security, she denied it was her. However, after slipping security a few $100 bills, she was released.

While this story may be rather disgusting, it does have a bright side to it. Mr Jorge Lopez was working as a janitor at he Walmart cleaned up the urine and put it in his empty coffee thermos. He later soled the urine on EBay and became $500 richer. When asked to comment on his find, he replied "This money make me much richer. I now send my money back to Mexico to give to my brother Juan and his family. With it he will finally have enough money to pay someone to help them over the border. Thank you Miss Alba for peeing on my floor."

Olsen Twins Are Really Shapeshifting Aliens

Over the past few years the Olsen twins seem to have been getting creepier and creepier. It turns out they were really shapeshifting grey aliens. Last week at a party they seemingly lost their ability to hold their human form. According to witnesses, the girls skin started to turn a greyish color, their eyes black, and their heads began to enlarge. At this point one of the girls pulled out a ray gun and threatened to shoot. While one would think this would freak most people out, everyone there thought it was pretty cool and the party went on.

Hilary Duff Gives A Row Full Of Horned Out Guys A View They Won't Forget

Now I really don't have much of an opinion on Hilary Duff, but its clear she's come a long way since her Lizzie McGuire days. Anyway, its obvious to me the guys in this pic were more interested in the views she gave them, rather then her music.

Paris Hilton Eats A Puppy

Here we see Paris Hilton snacking on a small puppy. Only time will tell if this becomes a new fad amongst other celebrities. If so, expect puppy eating the new in thing to do.

Halle Berry Sporting An Afro

Actress Halle Berry was spotted in Hollywood sporting an afro and wearing a white dress that appeared to have food stains all over it.

Pam Anderson News

Pamela walks down the beach. Is it me, or does it look like her boob has been deflated some? Hmm, Maybe Tommy popped it while beating her.

Pam sits on the beach with her ex husband Tommy Lee

Remember Pamela Anderson? Yeah, most of you are probably saying who cares, she's yesterdays news. Well Pamela Anderson announced today that she is writing a new book. She was quiet on the details, but did offer a small sample.

"Over the years people would ask me why I stood with Tommy after he used to beat me. Well the truth be told, he said he loved me. I truly believed him and felt that I could change him so he wouldn't hit me so much. Boy was I wrong."

That was all that was give from the upcoming book. Your opinions?

Kylie Minogue Steps In Dog Doo Doo While Filming Doctor Who Episode

Miss Minogue seconds before the event

Last week singer/acttress Kylie Minogue steped in a pile of dog crap while preparing to shoot a scene in an upcoming Doctor Who episode. When asked for comment, she told the press that someone really should have cleaned that up. It could have been really dangerous. Someone could have slipped on it and cracked their head on the steps. Luckily I just got it on my boot. It stunk really bad too. I had to throw my boots away and have them get me a new pair before I could finish filming.

Kenneth Copeland Turns Into Monster And Scares People

In a church service last Sunday, Tv preacher Kenneth Copeland turned into what churchgoers described as a demon from Hell. According to eyewitness Bob Smith, the incident occurred when Mr Copeland was laying hands on and trying to heal a man with herpes. "It was pretty scarey Mr Smith said. I was here with my 86 year old wheelchair bound mother. She was waiting to get healed and get out of her chair, but instead she got so scared she shit her pants. Let me tell you, it sure stunk up the whole place real good". According to several other witnesses there, at least 40-50 people got up out of fear and began heading for the doors. At this point some very large men dressed in black suits began standing in front of the doors to block all escape. The witnesses claimed these men each had a baseball bat in one hand, and a collection plate in the other. This is when Kenneth Copeland spoke to the church and told them that God was punishing him because the people of the church haven't been giving enough love offerings. He also claimed that God told him that he would heal him if the generous people of the church would open their wallets and each give a minimum of a $100 love offering so that God may heal him. Its unclear how many in the church then gave a love offering, but Mr Copeland seems to have returned back to normal and has not turned into a monster since.

Kim Kardashian Has Dog Trouble

In all honesty, I still have no clue why this girl is famous. If anyone can tell me, please do.

The dog seems to like her though

Not sure who the bug eyed friend is. Then again, does it matter?

Paris Hilton Enjoys A Golden Shower

photo by Amy Graves/WireImage.com /bad photoshoped pee by me

Latest Pics Of Super Skank Paris Hilton

Some fat white guy grabs her booby as she smiles on. Hmm, I wonder where his right hand is.

Paris bends over to give some old black guy a hummer. Perhaps the fat guy from the previous pic plans on getting her on the other end.

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These were from her recent appearance on the Tonight Show...

Miss Lopez tries to figure out why she's still popular

Smiling pretty for the camera