A humor news site with stories on celebrities and more. These stories are not to be taken serious in any way shape or form. All pictures on this page are NOT owned by myself unless noted. Most the bad Photoshop work you see here is done by me :)
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Keira Knightley's Weight Loss Out Of Control?
It seems actress Keira Knightley is one of the many Hollywood stars to adopt the skeleton look. She joins fellow celebrity skeletons such as Angelina Jolie, Jenna Jameson, and Amy Winehouse.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Kim Kardashian Going Natural Too?
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Jessica Alba Shrinks Maria Sharapova
Friday, August 24, 2007
Jessica Alba To Endorse Valtrex
Back That Ass Up Paris
Monday, August 20, 2007
Ugly Betty Really Is Ugly Even When She Isn't Ugly Betty
Now I had originally though Ugly Betty star America Ferrera was a pretty girl under all that ugly make-up and clothes she wears on TV. However, this recent pic of her shows she's actually uglier then Ugly Betty. A tip to ugly girls... Make-up works! Even if you're still ugly after wearing make up, chances are you wont be as ugly. Got it? Good.
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Mary Kate Olsen To Make Out With Some Old Guy In Film
A few weeks ago we reported on the Olsen Twins actually being shapeshifting grey aliens. Even more bizarre is that 21 year old (in Earthling years) Mary Kate will be doing a make-out seen with 63 year old actor Ben Kingsley. Even more shocking is the revelation that it is not only a kiss, but a sex scene with full frontal nudity. This is damn disgusting. I'll never look at little Michelle Tanner the same way again.
Friday, August 17, 2007
Eva Longoria Buys A Bunch Of Stuff At The Market
Hilary Duff Gaining Weight?
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Jenna Jameson Loses More Weight
It seems adult film actress Jenna Jameson just doesn't know when to stop when it comes to weight loss. It is rumored that the 33 year old actress is down to 78 pounds, and still claims she's too fat. Seriously, I would hate to see what she looks like if she loses anymore. As is she's way too skinny.
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Justin Timberlake Gets A Dirty Beaten In An LA Club
This past weekend musician Justin Timberlake got his ass beat in an LA Club by another man by the name of Jamaal Thomas. Witnesses claim the 26 year old Timberlake walked into the club when he was approached by Mr Thomas. Mr Thomas then said "Yo, you be dat Backstreet Boy aint you whiteboy?" Mr Timberlake then explained to Thomas that it was N'SYNC, and not Backstreet Boys. At this point Thomas screamed "All yo asses are gay." After this Thomas proceeded to beat the living daylights out of Justin Timberlake as a crowd full of club goers cheered on. Police were called but officers at the scene laughed along with the rest of crowd. Timberlake then left the club bloody and in tears.
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Liv Tyler Goes Natural
Monday, August 13, 2007
A Drunken Megan Fox Stumbles About The Streets Of New York
Im not so sure its a good idea for her to wander around NY drunk after dark. Thankfully she wasn't hurt. Looks cute though eh?
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Sunday, August 12, 2007
Jessica Alba Mauled By Rabid Dog
Actress Jessica Alba was mauled by a dog while doing some shopping early today. While her injuries were not series, the actress claimed "It hurt like a son of a bitch and there was blood everywhere." Thankfully the dog that attacked her did not have rabies.
Jessica Alba Sighted With He-Man In Rome
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Friday, August 10, 2007
Kate Beckinsale Also Has Dog Trouble
Thursday, August 9, 2007
Jessica Biel Gets Hit In Head With Basketball While Watching Game
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Britney Spears Gets Naked With A Stranger In Pool
Teri Hatcher To Play The Joker In Upcoming Batman Film
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Amy Winehouse Has Rats In Her hair
Shark Bites Tara Reid In Ass
Monday, August 6, 2007
Amy Winehouse Is Damn Scarey
Jamie Pressly Fun
Now i've seen pics of Jamie Pressly before and she's not a bad looking girl. Not great looking, but not bad either. I stumbled on this pic last night and was kinda shocked. If you have to ask why, then please punch yourself in the head a few times. I was gonna photoshop this one for some extra fun, but then decided against it since nothing I could possibly do would make this pic funnier, or more disgusting. Excuse me while I go throw up now.
Sunday, August 5, 2007
Jessica Alba Takes A Leak On Walmart Floor
Jessica Alba was recently caught peeing on a floor in Walmart near the cleaning supplies. When stopped by security, she denied it was her. However, after slipping security a few $100 bills, she was released.
While this story may be rather disgusting, it does have a bright side to it. Mr Jorge Lopez was working as a janitor at he Walmart cleaned up the urine and put it in his empty coffee thermos. He later soled the urine on EBay and became $500 richer. When asked to comment on his find, he replied "This money make me much richer. I now send my money back to Mexico to give to my brother Juan and his family. With it he will finally have enough money to pay someone to help them over the border. Thank you Miss Alba for peeing on my floor."
Olsen Twins Are Really Shapeshifting Aliens
Over the past few years the Olsen twins seem to have been getting creepier and creepier. It turns out they were really shapeshifting grey aliens. Last week at a party they seemingly lost their ability to hold their human form. According to witnesses, the girls skin started to turn a greyish color, their eyes black, and their heads began to enlarge. At this point one of the girls pulled out a ray gun and threatened to shoot. While one would think this would freak most people out, everyone there thought it was pretty cool and the party went on.
Saturday, August 4, 2007
Hilary Duff Gives A Row Full Of Horned Out Guys A View They Won't Forget
Paris Hilton Eats A Puppy
Friday, August 3, 2007
Halle Berry Sporting An Afro
Pam Anderson News
Pamela walks down the beach. Is it me, or does it look like her boob has been deflated some? Hmm, Maybe Tommy popped it while beating her.
Pam sits on the beach with her ex husband Tommy Lee
Remember Pamela Anderson? Yeah, most of you are probably saying who cares, she's yesterdays news. Well Pamela Anderson announced today that she is writing a new book. She was quiet on the details, but did offer a small sample.
"Over the years people would ask me why I stood with Tommy after he used to beat me. Well the truth be told, he said he loved me. I truly believed him and felt that I could change him so he wouldn't hit me so much. Boy was I wrong."
That was all that was give from the upcoming book. Your opinions?
"Over the years people would ask me why I stood with Tommy after he used to beat me. Well the truth be told, he said he loved me. I truly believed him and felt that I could change him so he wouldn't hit me so much. Boy was I wrong."
That was all that was give from the upcoming book. Your opinions?
Thursday, August 2, 2007
Kylie Minogue Steps In Dog Doo Doo While Filming Doctor Who Episode
Miss Minogue seconds before the event
Last week singer/acttress Kylie Minogue steped in a pile of dog crap while preparing to shoot a scene in an upcoming Doctor Who episode. When asked for comment, she told the press that someone really should have cleaned that up. It could have been really dangerous. Someone could have slipped on it and cracked their head on the steps. Luckily I just got it on my boot. It stunk really bad too. I had to throw my boots away and have them get me a new pair before I could finish filming.
Kenneth Copeland Turns Into Monster And Scares People
In a church service last Sunday, Tv preacher Kenneth Copeland turned into what churchgoers described as a demon from Hell. According to eyewitness Bob Smith, the incident occurred when Mr Copeland was laying hands on and trying to heal a man with herpes. "It was pretty scarey Mr Smith said. I was here with my 86 year old wheelchair bound mother. She was waiting to get healed and get out of her chair, but instead she got so scared she shit her pants. Let me tell you, it sure stunk up the whole place real good". According to several other witnesses there, at least 40-50 people got up out of fear and began heading for the doors. At this point some very large men dressed in black suits began standing in front of the doors to block all escape. The witnesses claimed these men each had a baseball bat in one hand, and a collection plate in the other. This is when Kenneth Copeland spoke to the church and told them that God was punishing him because the people of the church haven't been giving enough love offerings. He also claimed that God told him that he would heal him if the generous people of the church would open their wallets and each give a minimum of a $100 love offering so that God may heal him. Its unclear how many in the church then gave a love offering, but Mr Copeland seems to have returned back to normal and has not turned into a monster since.
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
Kim Kardashian Has Dog Trouble
In all honesty, I still have no clue why this girl is famous. If anyone can tell me, please do.
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