Ugly Betty Really Is Ugly Even When She Isn't Ugly Betty

Now I had originally though Ugly Betty star America Ferrera was a pretty girl under all that ugly make-up and clothes she wears on TV. However, this recent pic of her shows she's actually uglier then Ugly Betty. A tip to ugly girls... Make-up works! Even if you're still ugly after wearing make up, chances are you wont be as ugly. Got it? Good.

Mary Kate Olsen To Make Out With Some Old Guy In Film

A few weeks ago we reported on the Olsen Twins actually being shapeshifting grey aliens. Even more bizarre is that 21 year old (in Earthling years) Mary Kate will be doing a make-out seen with 63 year old actor Ben Kingsley. Even more shocking is the revelation that it is not only a kiss, but a sex scene with full frontal nudity. This is damn disgusting. I'll never look at little Michelle Tanner the same way again.

Eva Longoria Buys A Bunch Of Stuff At The Market

Damn pics like these are exciting aren't they? Anyway, here we see Eva buying an assload of chile, some Fruit Loops, and tampons. Also some other stuff mixed in that I can't see. Hmm, makes me wonder why all the chili though. Maybe she hasn't been getting enough fiber.

Hilary Duff Gaining Weight?

This is a recent picture of Miss Hilary Duff at an animal rescue benefit. It seems Hilary might wan't to talk to Jenna Jameson for a few weight loss tips.

Jenna Jameson Loses More Weight

It seems adult film actress Jenna Jameson just doesn't know when to stop when it comes to weight loss. It is rumored that the 33 year old actress is down to 78 pounds, and still claims she's too fat. Seriously, I would hate to see what she looks like if she loses anymore. As is she's way too skinny.

Justin Timberlake Gets A Dirty Beaten In An LA Club

This past weekend musician Justin Timberlake got his ass beat in an LA Club by another man by the name of Jamaal Thomas. Witnesses claim the 26 year old Timberlake walked into the club when he was approached by Mr Thomas. Mr Thomas then said "Yo, you be dat Backstreet Boy aint you whiteboy?" Mr Timberlake then explained to Thomas that it was N'SYNC, and not Backstreet Boys. At this point Thomas screamed "All yo asses are gay." After this Thomas proceeded to beat the living daylights out of Justin Timberlake as a crowd full of club goers cheered on. Police were called but officers at the scene laughed along with the rest of crowd. Timberlake then left the club bloody and in tears.

Liv Tyler Goes Natural

Earlier this week, actress Liv Tyler was spotted walking around in New York. Its seems the young actress has decided to go natural and not shave her legs. While I do admire her courage, that leg hair is damn nasty.

A Drunken Megan Fox Stumbles About The Streets Of New York

Im not so sure its a good idea for her to wander around NY drunk after dark. Thankfully she wasn't hurt. Looks cute though eh?

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Jessica Alba Mauled By Rabid Dog

Minutes before the attack

Ouch!

Actress Jessica Alba was mauled by a dog while doing some shopping early today. While her injuries were not series, the actress claimed "It hurt like a son of a bitch and there was blood everywhere." Thankfully the dog that attacked her did not have rabies.

Amy Winehouse Likes Her Drinks With That Extra Kick

Hmm, pretty nasty having a frog in your drink if you ask me. To each their own I guess.