A humor news site with stories on celebrities and more. These stories are not to be taken serious in any way shape or form. All pictures on this page are NOT owned by myself unless noted. Most the bad Photoshop work you see here is done by me :)

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Keira Knightley's Weight Loss Out Of Control?


It seems actress Keira Knightley is one of the many Hollywood stars to adopt the skeleton look. She joins fellow celebrity skeletons such as Angelina Jolie, Jenna Jameson, and Amy Winehouse.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Kim Kardashian Going Natural Too?


A few weeks back we got a disturbing site of Liv Tyler with unshaven legs. It seems Kim Kardashian is following the trend as we can see here with her unshaven armpits. Pretty nasty is you ask me. Also, is it me, or does she seem to be gaining weight?

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Jessica Alba Shrinks Maria Sharapova



At a recent awards show a very sexy looking Jessica Alba teaches Maria Sharapova not to screw with her. The fans laughed on, but after awhile it grew old and Maria Sharapova was turned back to normal.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Jessica Alba To Endorse Valtrex


Actress Jessica Alba has announced recently that she will be endorsing the herpes medication Valtrex. At this point this is all the information that has been released. Its expected more info on this partnership will come out sometime within the next few days.

Back That Ass Up Paris

In a surprising move, hotel heiress Paris Hilton has apparently got herself some ass implants. Im not really sure why shes done such a thing, but im sure she must be happy with them.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Ugly Betty Really Is Ugly Even When She Isn't Ugly Betty



Now I had originally though Ugly Betty star America Ferrera was a pretty girl under all that ugly make-up and clothes she wears on TV. However, this recent pic of her shows she's actually uglier then Ugly Betty. A tip to ugly girls... Make-up works! Even if you're still ugly after wearing make up, chances are you wont be as ugly. Got it? Good.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Mary Kate Olsen To Make Out With Some Old Guy In Film


A few weeks ago we reported on the Olsen Twins actually being shapeshifting grey aliens. Even more bizarre is that 21 year old (in Earthling years) Mary Kate will be doing a make-out seen with 63 year old actor Ben Kingsley. Even more shocking is the revelation that it is not only a kiss, but a sex scene with full frontal nudity. This is damn disgusting. I'll never look at little Michelle Tanner the same way again.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Eva Longoria Buys A Bunch Of Stuff At The Market


Damn pics like these are exciting aren't they? Anyway, here we see Eva buying an assload of chile, some Fruit Loops, and tampons. Also some other stuff mixed in that I can't see. Hmm, makes me wonder why all the chili though. Maybe she hasn't been getting enough fiber.

Hilary Duff Gaining Weight?


This is a recent picture of Miss Hilary Duff at an animal rescue benefit. It seems Hilary might wan't to talk to Jenna Jameson for a few weight loss tips.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Jenna Jameson Loses More Weight





It seems adult film actress Jenna Jameson just doesn't know when to stop when it comes to weight loss. It is rumored that the 33 year old actress is down to 78 pounds, and still claims she's too fat. Seriously, I would hate to see what she looks like if she loses anymore. As is she's way too skinny.