Britney Bombs At The VMAs

This act was simply hilarious. She looked half asleep (or drugged out for that matter), all her moves looked of, and she was moving kinda sluggish. To top it all off, she pulled off one of the worst lip-syncing jobs I have ever seen. At this rate, I give Britney 2 years before she takes up her new job at a McDonalds drive-thru. Big comeback my ass.

Amy Winehouse Is Still Damn Scarey

Now there's a lot of things I could have done to this pic with Photoshop, but like a few other pics on here, I asked myself what the point would be. After all, just look at these pics. Either you'll get a good laugh, or be scared shitless.

Keira Knightley's Weight Loss Out Of Control?

It seems actress Keira Knightley is one of the many Hollywood stars to adopt the skeleton look. She joins fellow celebrity skeletons such as Angelina Jolie, Jenna Jameson, and Amy Winehouse.

Kim Kardashian Going Natural Too?

A few weeks back we got a disturbing site of Liv Tyler with unshaven legs. It seems Kim Kardashian is following the trend as we can see here with her unshaven armpits. Pretty nasty is you ask me. Also, is it me, or does she seem to be gaining weight?

Jessica Alba Shrinks Maria Sharapova

At a recent awards show a very sexy looking Jessica Alba teaches Maria Sharapova not to screw with her. The fans laughed on, but after awhile it grew old and Maria Sharapova was turned back to normal.

Jessica Alba To Endorse Valtrex

Actress Jessica Alba has announced recently that she will be endorsing the herpes medication Valtrex. At this point this is all the information that has been released. Its expected more info on this partnership will come out sometime within the next few days.

Back That Ass Up Paris

In a surprising move, hotel heiress Paris Hilton has apparently got herself some ass implants. Im not really sure why shes done such a thing, but im sure she must be happy with them.

Ugly Betty Really Is Ugly Even When She Isn't Ugly Betty

Now I had originally though Ugly Betty star America Ferrera was a pretty girl under all that ugly make-up and clothes she wears on TV. However, this recent pic of her shows she's actually uglier then Ugly Betty. A tip to ugly girls... Make-up works! Even if you're still ugly after wearing make up, chances are you wont be as ugly. Got it? Good.

Mary Kate Olsen To Make Out With Some Old Guy In Film

A few weeks ago we reported on the Olsen Twins actually being shapeshifting grey aliens. Even more bizarre is that 21 year old (in Earthling years) Mary Kate will be doing a make-out seen with 63 year old actor Ben Kingsley. Even more shocking is the revelation that it is not only a kiss, but a sex scene with full frontal nudity. This is damn disgusting. I'll never look at little Michelle Tanner the same way again.

Eva Longoria Buys A Bunch Of Stuff At The Market

Damn pics like these are exciting aren't they? Anyway, here we see Eva buying an assload of chile, some Fruit Loops, and tampons. Also some other stuff mixed in that I can't see. Hmm, makes me wonder why all the chili though. Maybe she hasn't been getting enough fiber.