The Welfare Celebrity Blog

A humor news site with stories on celebrities and more. These stories are not to be taken serious in any way shape or form. All pictures on this page are NOT owned by myself unless noted. Most the bad Photoshop work you see here is done by me :)

Friday, November 23, 2007

Teri Hatcher WTF

I've had this pic of Teri Hatcher sitting around for awhile now. I was thinking of doing a quick photoshop job to it before work, but I decided not to. Honestly, is there anything I could possibly do to make this image look any worse?

Monday, October 29, 2007

Zac Efron Gets Blasted At A Gay Bar

Last week High School Musical star Zac Efron was spotted at an LA gay bar. Up until this point it was unclear if the young star was straight or gay. After his recent hose down, I think its pretty safe to say he is a flaming homo.

Friday, October 12, 2007

OJ Strikes Again

OJ Simpson Strikes again, or perhap maybe he's staring in Weekend at Bernies 3?

Monday, September 10, 2007

Britney Bombs At The VMAs

This act was simply hilarious. She looked half asleep (or drugged out for that matter), all her moves looked of, and she was moving kinda sluggish. To top it all off, she pulled off one of the worst lip-syncing jobs I have ever seen. At this rate, I give Britney 2 years before she takes up her new job at a McDonalds drive-thru. Big comeback my ass.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Amy Winehouse Is Still Damn Scarey

Now there's a lot of things I could have done to this pic with Photoshop, but like a few other pics on here, I asked myself what the point would be. After all, just look at these pics. Either you'll get a good laugh, or be scared shitless.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Keira Knightley's Weight Loss Out Of Control?

It seems actress Keira Knightley is one of the many Hollywood stars to adopt the skeleton look. She joins fellow celebrity skeletons such as Angelina Jolie, Jenna Jameson, and Amy Winehouse.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Kim Kardashian Going Natural Too?

A few weeks back we got a disturbing site of Liv Tyler with unshaven legs. It seems Kim Kardashian is following the trend as we can see here with her unshaven armpits. Pretty nasty is you ask me. Also, is it me, or does she seem to be gaining weight?

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Jessica Alba Shrinks Maria Sharapova

At a recent awards show a very sexy looking Jessica Alba teaches Maria Sharapova not to screw with her. The fans laughed on, but after awhile it grew old and Maria Sharapova was turned back to normal.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Jessica Alba To Endorse Valtrex

Actress Jessica Alba has announced recently that she will be endorsing the herpes medication Valtrex. At this point this is all the information that has been released. Its expected more info on this partnership will come out sometime within the next few days.

Back That Ass Up Paris

In a surprising move, hotel heiress Paris Hilton has apparently got herself some ass implants. Im not really sure why shes done such a thing, but im sure she must be happy with them.