Because Celebrities Are Better The You Or I

Ok, lately theres been a lot of talk about celebrities getting arrested and doing stupid shit. Im here to set the record strait and stand up for whats right. First off these celebrities have tough lives. Its not easy being rich or famous. While you or I may bitch and complain about being slaves to the system and working 60 hours a week just to live, these people need to worry about much worse things. Sure you may not even have time for your friends or family, but these celebrities have people with cameras following them all around trying to take their pictures. It must be fucking horrible. Think about it, you have no privacy at all once you leave your home or hotel room. And to make matters worse, most of these evil, horrible, nasty people who take the pictures try to sell them to make big bucks. Thats just wrong. Because after all, the celebrities are the only ones who should be able to make a lot of money for doing practically nothing.



Ok ok im going to be fair in this blog and look at it from the other point of view. Lets take the recent Lindsey Lohan DUI incidents. Some of you out there say that she may have killed someone driving like that. But I say so what? Its Lindsey Lohan you're talking about, and she's a rich and famous celebrity. Even if she killed a bus full of nuns with her drunk driving, then who cares? After all, she was having fun and being cool. The lives of those nuns would have been insignificant. No one knows who those nuns are, so therefore no one should give a care. As long as Lindsey walked away ok, then it would be cool. What horrible people those police were for arresting her like that. How dare they lock up a person as rich and famous as her for something like a DUI. Now if Lindsey Lohan would have crashed into a car containing Paris Hilton or Christina Aguilera that would be a different story. However she didn't so why even think of such a silly scenario?

Still not convinced? Ok then lets look at Michael Jackson. Yes I admit he has done some strange things over the years, but like with Lindsey Lohan, so what? Yeah he's a fully grown man who admits to sleeping with children, but thats not the point. Michael Jackson makes everyone happy through his music and videos. So to say he's a bad person because he sleeps around with all sorts of children is just wrong. Not only is it wrong, but its racist too.


In the end I just have to say that people need to leave these celebrities alone and allow them to do whatever they want whenever they want. Their rich, and their famous and their better then you or I will ever be. After all, if us common folk were as good as them, we would be famous too. So the next time Miss Lohan decides to drive drunk, or OJ decides to kill someone, just remember their better then you so shut the fuck up. They have very hard lives trying to entertain and make simpletons like you and I happy. You better bow down and worship these wonderful people and shower them with praise no matter what they do.