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Sunday, August 19, 2007

Mary Kate Olsen To Make Out With Some Old Guy In Film


A few weeks ago we reported on the Olsen Twins actually being shapeshifting grey aliens. Even more bizarre is that 21 year old (in Earthling years) Mary Kate will be doing a make-out seen with 63 year old actor Ben Kingsley. Even more shocking is the revelation that it is not only a kiss, but a sex scene with full frontal nudity. This is damn disgusting. I'll never look at little Michelle Tanner the same way again.

3 comments:

The Sports Satirist said...

Both of the Twins are very skinny.

Unknown said...

63 year old men, how could she?... (elderly thinks....)

come to think of it, If it starts a trend of younger women bedding old men i'm all for it....

Anonymous said...

Eww she looks like an alien!